you didn't take like your dad's birth certificate/passport to the interview did you? provided he's called malcolm
No..my dads called Geoff. Although i do have an uncle named malcolm haha, it's not new for me to have a male nickname, I've been called Jack and geoff before.
Perhaps they had a dare, you know like when you slip random words into phonecalls, instead they did names. They might have been having a bit of a giggle. Or maybe they want you to change your name to Malcolm? Hehehehe
Hahahahaha "hi I'm Malcolm Geoffs, the artist previously known as Jess..." I think that should be you're new introduction! lol xxx.
have you seen the south park spoof of the mighty ducks...replace stan marsh with malcolm geoffs "malcolm geoffs! his world was going fine until he found out...he was actually a woman!!!"
That would be brilliant! Everyone here would find it hilarious...everyone else would probably think you were mad! lol