danger w#nk = you shout for someone (i.e. house mate, mum, guest) to come into your room as you are about to errr 'finish'. Can be quite funny as long as you are not a victim of it! lol
I haven't done that but very nearly got caught out by my mother the other week, i almost died of embarassment and went to bed early so i didn't have to face her for the rest of the evening.
Since moving back in with the 'rents 6 months ago I've had no close encounters...13 years old & the 10 minute freeview of Television X however was a different matter. Poor mother.
i meant when i walk in on people...which hasn't happened so far, but now i've brought will smith into the equation, i'm starting to wish it had!
Another random fact about Will Smith for you kids - A lad who I used to go to school with (he was a bit special) got his mom Big Willie Style for mother's day one year. Would have loved to see the poor woman's reaction to that. They must have sold out of Robson & Jerome.
Hey - its my last week of work, what can they do. I once watched Badly Dubed Porn with my mum - now that was pure entertainment watching her squirm with embarrassment lol.
I don't recall ever watching porn with my Mam. She won't even let me have them in the house, my poor babies are in a box in the garage. Prudish old woman.
I stick with the Internet. Parent's then think i'm a good mannered young man because i haven't got a huge porn stash in my room. Right bunch we've all turned out to be.lol
Yeah, i'm going to have to throw out all my sexual related things before i go..not so much porn, more like toys and such :S (or take them with me ) I haven't watched anything like that with parents, definately not!
I've not purchased any porn for many a year now but I can't bring myself to part ways with the DVD/magazine stash from my younger days. Maybe now is the time...I wonder if they would want them at the cancer research shop?
Just leave them in the playground in a bin liner. There would be the sort of excitement you used to get at infant school when a dog made it's way onto the playground - 'DOG IN THE PLAYGROUND!!!!!!'
"I'm sorry Miss Spaven, you can't take that in your hand luggage. Anything bigger than 6 inches is classed as a weapon."
