GAME! Wishes!

Granted! But they fire use all

I wish i earned £10 an hour

 

granted! but its an error and you are put back to your old salary after one only one shift.

i wish i could play badminton.

 

granted but you lose every game you play

I wish I had magic powers

 

Granted! But they only last for one day

i wish i could do Gymnastics

 

granted but you become so flexible you become jelly.

i wish i could make a million pounds over night.

 

Granted!But someone steals it

I wish i had a doctorate

 

Granted! But it's in Argos catalogue studies

I wish I could see Wicked!

 

Granted! But the show stops playing forever

I wish i could be on Broadway

 

granted! but its as a caretaker cleaning the stage.

i wish i could find a german tutor

 

Granted! But he doesnt speak english

I wish i could go spanish with my course

 

granted but it turns out ot be gooblydegook.

i wish i could be an expert on my skateboard.

 

Granted! But it turns out to all be a dream

I wish i could travel through time

 

granted! but you get stuck in a time loop.

i wish i could meet doctor who

 

Granted! But its only a cardboard cut out

I wish i could go to London

 

(i can buy one in forbidden planet )

granted but its london in america.

i wish i could star in a sitcom

 

Granted! But it gets canceled after you star in it.

I wish I could close my eyes and my room was clean

 

Granted, but the mess ends up outside the door and you can't get out of you room.

I wish tv didn't have commercials

 

Granted, but instead there's one channel of just adverts and you're TV gets stuck on it!

I wish I were a broadway/west end star

 

Granted! But you literally play a star in a night sky, lmao

I wish i could go see a show tonight

 

Granted! But you can't get it because I have all the tickets

I wish I didn't have to work today.