GAME! Wishes!

Granted! But they are dead Dolphins

I wish i could design my on roller coaster

 

Granted, but no one will build it for you

I wish my stomach didn't hurt

 

Granted!!! Ur stomach has no problem, but u have got the flu....

I wish to get a partner

 

Granted! But its a dancing partner

I wish i was going to New York

 

Granted, but by the time you get there all the Disney Musicals have stopped showing!

I wish I could live in the Castle in Magic Kingdom

 

Granted! But so does the person who annoys you most!!

I wish I could fly!

 

Granted, but it turns out you've been turned into a wasp!

I wish I could get my tax back now!

 

(Ew- I'd kill myself for society if I was a wasp!)

Granted!! But your refund is 0.000001p!

I wish I could be bothered to dry my hair!

 

granted, but then it can never be wet again

I wish I could go back to bed

 

Granted, but once there you can't sleep!

I wish my wishes would turn out alright

 

granted but life becomes over complicated.

i wish i could play football again.

 

Granted! But you can only play it in your Garden

I wish i had wings

 

granted, but they are clipped so you cant use them.

i wish i could get out of my overdraft.

 

Granted, but it is through a loan

I wish i was in florida

 

Granted, but WDW has moved to the UK and you can't come back!

I wish I could learn tap, ballroom and musical theatre jazz!

 

Granted! But i will be teaching you

I wish i could be in a disney movie

 

Lol and that would be a bad thing? haha,

Granted! But it's never released and you sign a contract to never mention it.

I wish I were working in the Plaza Cone Shop (on Main Street) right now

 

Granted!!! But you have got to attend hundresd of annoyed and bossy guests!!!
(Well that one I am not spoiling it, it's actually real)

I wish I could go to the Olympics to compete in diving!!!

 

Granted, but many others made the same wish and you lost rock, paper, scissors who actually got to dive

I wish this summer wasn't so yucky outside

 

Granted but you live in the UK :-\ lol real that one

I wish I could rob a las vegas casino...