GAME! Wishes!

Granted but only stuff you dislike is on offer.

I wish that the default font was midnight blue.

 

Granted but you become colour blind and can't tell the colour anyway

I wish I had a money tree that grew REAL money

 

Granted but it is more of a plant than a tree, which is highly disappointing.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, so you get...nothing lol

I wish I was free.

 

Granted, but free is taken to mean 'without cost' and anyone is able to claim you and use you as a slave.

I wish I was smarter.

 

Granted!!! But you become so bored and you dont get amused by anything, so you get really depressed.

I wish I could have the best teachers

 

Granted! But they are also the hardest markers

I wish school didn't start next week

 

Granted, it starts September 17th but you're expected to have done a 7,500 word essay.

I wish I didn't have to pay for phone line rental.

 

granted, but they come and take your phone away.

i wish I had some new shoes

 

Granted! But they are 2 sizes too small and all of your old shoes are broken

I wish I could find my camera chord!

 

Granted! But it doesn't actually fit on your camera.

I wish I could post responses in the right thread...

 

GRANTED but then you're boring.

I wish I could find a awesome Canadian Sweater

 

granted! but it turns out to be made out of scratchy wool which just causes you to sctrach and scratch and scratch....

i wish i was back on holiday in Paignton.

 

Granted but you where in a camper van, which you were locked in for, so you couldnt get out for the entire holiday


i wish i didnt have work 2moro morning!

 

granted! but they make you work the afternoon instead.

I wish I had a prom dress.

 

GRANTED! But it's made out of ice and melts immediately (also you get frost bite)

i wish I could get off my ass and pack!!

 

granted! but your suitcase has a huuuuge hole in it and you end up packing and packing and packing and getting no where.

I wish I hadn't broken my bedroom lamp :-[

 

Granted! But then you wouldn't be able to wish about it here.

I wish I could meet Stephanie J. Block

 

Granted! But she is nothing like you imagined and you are horribly disappointed.

I wish I didn't have to drive 11 hours tomorrow

 

Granted but Harry Potter and Ron Weasley show up in the flying Ford Anglia and give you a ride...but then you're chased by dementors and never reach your destination (haha don't know where that came from)

I wish I knew more about my upcoming f2f interview!!