GAME! Wishes!

Granted! But then you have no legs

I wish I was offered a place in Feb!

 

Granted, but then you can only stay for a month, and you have to sweep up after Illuminations!!

I wish October would come quicker!

 

granted! but you miss out on awesome birthday parties and your friends get angry.

i wish i could pour sauces and cr*p over the amangers at work.

 

Granted! But they make you work double shifts for no extra money

I wish Summer School was over!

 

granted! but you then have to go for the next five years.

i wish i had £10 million

 

Granted but it turns out to be fake.

I wish I had an invisible dog lead. :

 

granted! but you literally get an invisible lead, that you can't find.

I wish I could play guitar hero right now.

 

Granted! But it turns out to be RecorderHero.

I wish I had a boyfriend!

 

granted! but he's inflatable.

i wish i could skateboard better.

 

Granted, but there has been a recall on skateboard wheels

I wish the computer didn't have a virus

 

Granted, but then your computer gets stolen.

I wish that I had a girlfriend!

 

Granted!!! But at that moment, she sees another guy, and falls in love with him.

I wish I had money

 

Granted! But you were forced to choose money over love! :-O

I wish everything in my life wasn't so up in the air right now!!

 

Granted, but you end up going on a path that you hate.

I wish I could go to bed

 

granted! but you cant sleep.

i wish i could get motivation.

 

Granted!!! But that motivation leads you to another area that the one you really wanted.

I wish I were a profesional olympic diver

 

Granted! But you do not get to go to the Olympics

I wish i was an Olympic swimmer

 

granted! but you fail a drugs test and get a lifetime ban.

i wish i could be an olympic badminton player

 

Granted! But the Olympics become banned altogether for unfair competiveness.

I wish i wasnt so tired

 

granted! but you od on caffine and burn out!

i wish my wrist would heal itself quicker.