Death by Disney? How would you do it?

ha ha lets hope your inside when it rains every day right after the 3 o clock parade in the summer

 

Oh yeah! I was in the norwegian beer cart one day when it rained like crazy! So I had to close it, but I was dry until I had to go outside of the roof I had over my head. I was sooo soaked by the time I got indoors! Then I had to sit inside in the aircondition for an hour in my wet costume, until the rain stopped, it was freezing!

 

The only time I liked rain was when it came with thunder and lightning, meaning a 101 at the Jungle and a great time not doing anything!

 

ooo i love the thunder storms. i was considering having my 'disney death' as being struck by lightening on top of cinderella castle. but thats kind of already been done with tower of terror lol.

 

hmmm sitting on a fireworks box before wishes begins or jumping out of the safari truck above the crocs

 

expedition everest....without any safety bars or seatbelts =D

 

I'd be on on Jungle Cruise sticking me head out for Ginger to snack on

 

this is a kinda creepy topic but, oh well lets have some fun!

see har far i can tight rope walk tinkerbell's cable from the castle tower befor plumiting in to the pavement.

or

lock me in the carosel of progress, leave it running for the night and see how many times around it takes me to go nuts and electricute myself when i try to strangle one of the animatronic characters. no more great big beautiful tomorrow

 

Ok, I know this is going back to an old discussion but I just had to laugh at this... I had the same problem with "Impressions de France" (the movie in the France pavillion). Each time we went to EPCOT we'd start in Mexico, so by the time we were in France I'd be so tired! Combine that with the soothing music in that movie and it made me fall asleep within the first couple of minutes. It wasn't until I was 16 that I actually watched it all the way through. It's a really awesome movie!

As for how to die at Disney... what about getting hit/falling off the Webway People Mover (Tomorrowland Transit Authority)? Or is it possible to be squished by a parade float? If so, I'm thinking something in the Spectromagic Parade.

 

If I were to die Disney Style it would definitely be touching the ruby stone in the Great Movie Ride....Nobody who does that gets out alive...But it's a ruby...C'Mon! ha ha

 

Jumping in the Jungle water and dying from the diseases that are bound to be in it LOL

 

it's back, it's back!!

 

Yes.....there's newbies out there who need to contribute! YEEHAW!

 

I like the one about the tower of terror and then haunting the mansion!

I have a story about that ride... once I was getting on it with a friend and we thought it would be funny to hiss at the cast member coz they act so well at being evil.

So we got into ur cart and then hissed at the guy. He was a bit taken aback. We laughed... then unbeknownst to us he came back and hit our cart really hard to make us jump and then hissed back at us...

HILARIOUS!

I can't believe I missed this topic...

I always wondered what would happen if someone died inside a character suit? Or not even died... but fainted from exhaustion. Do you think Disney have a procedure for this so as not to ruin the magic?

Can you imagine someone being pulled out of a suit to have emergency CPR?!

Oh my goodness haha.

 

Hehe thats mine!!!

You wonder about the strangest things...it is quite interesting though. I wonder if they would make them take the CM backstage? I heard a story once that at Grad Nite one year a group of kids pushed Mickey into the moat and she took her head off to stop from drowning, and she got fired. I have no idea how true that is and it seems so unfair and highly un Disney, but imagine if something like that did happen!

 

What would they say to the kids, "Now move along kids, we need to be quiet as Goofy is having a nap!". Would it not be quite scary for the kids to see the character suddenly drop to the floor. Do they not have signals for their character attendants incase they are about to collapse?

hmmmm, if i was to die disney style i think it would be dying of too much happiness, over excitement!

 

How boring!

 

They do have signals... but these things can happen quite suddenly sometimes with no warning :S

 

Can we turn this lovely thread back into how possible ways of ending ones life??? It's supposed to be funny morbidness.....not serious stuff!! You're gonna start putting people off

 

Haha. Jumping from the top of the castle