Another new game...

leg waxing

 

, but then he thought, "ouch"...."only women have the pain-tollerance for that stuff", so he thought he'd try his second choice, ....

 

of running

 

so he ran and he ran, and when he came to an ocean, he turned around and ran the other way, and when he came to another ocean, he turned around and.....

 

suddenly realised wot a prat he was and decided to ...

 

look up what prat means, and then...

 

he realised he didn't have a dictionary so he asked some one to tell him ...

 

, and they said it meant "purple elephant that smelled of chicken and wore boxers", but he knew that wasn't correct, so he...

 

went to find a purple elephant that smelled of chicken and wore boxers to ask him. the elephant said...

 

go away you cheaky sod as i think ur the...

 

stupidest thing ever, can't you see I'm pink with yellow pokadots"...

 

and i'm not even an elephant i'm a...

 

heffalump, and...

 

dont ever confuse elephant or ill...................

 

cover u in bright orage...

 

styrophome, for a to-go-order, and that's...

 

final...u

 

is the 21st letter of the latin alphabet, which...

 

means that v is the 22nd?

 

Then he thought, "Hey, the 22nd president of the US was......."