THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE YOU SMILE TONIGHT! AND NO THIS IS NOT "ALL" MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCES..BUT I CAN RELATE TO SOME OF THEM....LOL WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR ( WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY ) , PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT 6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US 9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US. 11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?) 15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." 16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK. 20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
Well I certainly don't recognise them, especially: WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" :
lol, i'm a big one for taking a little sit down and napping in the middle of the club, on the way home, inside the chip shop ect.
Wow! Sounds like the person who wrote that was watching me! lol ;D Number 20 especially, last weekend i got told to leave the dance floor coz i was dancing barefoot, and i had no idea where my shoes were! ;D
Yeah and at the end of the night think why is our frre covered in blood?? oh yeah dancin with no shoes on and standing on broken glass...... It didn't hurt at the time Helen xx
LOL! I have a couple friends of mine who do that EVERY time we go to the bar, which is 4 or 5 times a week, so its not just girls that do this stuff... Well, maybe the ourse one, none of them have purses... Chase
yeah we usually always give the purses to our boyfriends, because we know that WE will for sure loose it haha. I do a lot of that stuff even when I am not drunk actually.
Oh dear! I went to an engagement party last night, drank far too much champagne and did number 20 again! When the cab turned up he had to wait 5 minutes until i found my shoes! lol ;D
Well, I have an entertaining story from last night as well. My buddy Ali had a party at his house, so, of course, I was there. After drinking 3 bottles of champagne, a 26er of Jagermeister, and doing 8 group shots of tequila ( when EVERYONE does a shot together ), I realized that I was indeed hammered. After diving into a hot tub from Ali's roof, and smashing my head off of some girl's lap, I decided that we should all go streaking. So, at 4:30 in the morning, 23 college students, more naked than newborn babies, we running down the middle of a major street in our city. We only saw one cop car, but they didn't stop, so it was fun, bu it could have been better if there was a chase of some sort. I love chases. Well, to conclude my story, I woke up in some Jennifer chicks house, with 4 girls passed out around me, and 2 empty bottles of tequila duct-taped to my chest. I'm assuming it was a good night! Chase
It was your average college party... I have SO MANY stories, and I have only been here for 3 months! The only problem is, I barely ever remember how the party ends... Chase
