Let's take a trip to Disney Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home. ;D
THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION 10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge. 9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster. 8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah". 7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site. 6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members". 5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house. 4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars. 3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin. 2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW. 1. You're reading this.
haha they were all good! haha and ^^^ so true! i was on mumber 5 or so thinkin the last ones so gonna be 'youre reading this!' haha xxx
10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge. Lol I don't know how many hairs there are but I look at it every time because I'm amazed how much detail Disney puts into stuff.
Dumb Florida Laws Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. You may not kiss your wife's breasts. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.. lol..these are no joke" :-\ :
lol.im suprised.....i sure hope i dont parachute on a sunday or froget my elephant tied to a parking metrre
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly...and for the same reason.
http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_71-1181-Things-you-would-like-to-say-at-work.html Funny page, and some of these coments i've been very tempted to say after working a 11 hour shift with a hang over and getting stupid questions like "Do you have roads in Norway?", "Are women in Norway pregnant for 14 months because of the cold?" and "Do you have the same problem in Norway with trolls/polarbears as we have with "blacks" in the US?" SCREAM!!!!
hey t-belle.there great!.i like. 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 24. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 25. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 26. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 27. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number one? 28. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 29. Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done. 30. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Two well dressed men knocked on the door of a house filled with excited children packing suitcases for their upcoming holiday to Walt Disney World. One of the men takes to the mother of the excited kids and says: "I'm terribly sorry Madam but your holiday to Florida has been cancelled." With hundreds of tearstained faces poking out of every nook and cranny, the other man proceeds: "Walt Disney World was shut down by The Environmental Department of Florida, a 6ft mouse was found running around." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride! (sorry : a bit crude!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit. 8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10. 7. The "It's a Small World After All" creatures go on a rampage. 6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton." 5. When you wish upon a star, nothing happens. 4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life. 3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade." 2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600. 1. Two words: catapulting teacups. (a bit outdated, but still quite humourous!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the woods. "Listen to me!" his mother said sharply, "From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?" Matthew thought about that for a moment and said: "Okay, Disney World." Ellen xxx
