Well I've really wanted to start this one off for a while lol so... Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Boys that want to be Girls, and Girls that look a little bit like Boys... I present... THE WDWIP DISNEY JOKES THREAD!!!!!!!!! Wooooooo *Cheers* I'll start... Why was Cinderella dropped from Manchester United? Because she kept running away from the BALL!!! ha ha ha Feel free to take over... Corny, Funny, Dull, anything goes lol ;D
Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street?? Because someday her prints will come!
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters." Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse." Doctor: "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"
Here's a few for you: What kind of blush does Mulan wear? Mulan Rouge What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? Move fasta (Mufasa) What does Lightening McQueen say to car as he passes them? Eat my Pixar dust
I can only think of Epcot acronyms lol - Every Parent Comes Out with a Toddler Every Purse Comes Out Tighter Every Paycheck Comes on Thursdays and my personal favourite... Elvis Presley Comes on Tuesdays 8)
Q. Guest "How many of you Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?" A. Imagineer "Does it have to be a light bulb?"
Mickey, Goofy, and Donald all go to a foreign country, get into trouble, and are arrested. They are charged with espionage, and are set to be executed the next day. So, being the leader, Mickey goes first. As they strap him into the electric chair, they ask him if he has any last words. He says, "Let it be known that I believe in the great values of my country, and that righteousness will overcome oppression!." They throw the switch, and nothing happens. Awed by this turn of events, they immediately apologize, and release him. Next is Donald. They offer him the same opportunity to speak, as they strap him in. "You bet I have something to say!" said the scrappy duck. "All my life I have tried to do the right thing, in spite of my temper. I have made children laugh, I have raised my three nephews to be fine, outstanding young men. I have even suffered great indignation working for my Uncle Scrooge for only pennies a day, in order to give the old man a quality life in his final years. If there is any justice in the world, then let it show me mercy now!" They throw the switch. Again, nothing happens. Greatly moved by the Duck's speech, and the apparent divine intervention, they release him, and give him their country's medal of honor instead. Finally, it is time for Goofy. Adjusting the chair for his additional height, they ask him if he has anything to say. "Yup." He said. "Ah shore do!" "Yuh ain't gonna electry-cute anybody iffin' yuh don't plug the derned thing in!" ;D ;D ;D
Lol these are all on the net!! Why did Mickey buy a telescope? Because he wanted to find Pluto! Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he was playing golf? Because he thought he might get a hole in one : What do you call a fairy that doesn't wash? Stinker Bell ha ha My good friend told me them
